Pond pump + electrical fault......why didnt it kill the fish??

[Dave7]

So unsporting. I was once in Pakistan and a retired colonel with a massive moustache invited me to go duck shooting. I declined of course but out of politeness asked what kind of guns they used and whether you needed to be a crack shot. "Oh no..." he replied, "we just punt up to a big flock and blast away with shotguns. You can't fail!"

I wasnt killing the fish. They have all gone to a nice and bigger pond

 

[Dave7]

I need a good belt, mine's a bit knackered, can you reach in and get me one?

I did not say belt, I said belt.

 

[KneesUp]

I did not say belt, I said belt.

You Kuiper saying it.

 

[tyred]

Have you got electric eels in it?

 

[Leaway2]

Sorting the pond out meant pulling the pump out & back several times.
In doing so I must have damaged a seal?
The first I realised was when I put my hand in the water and got a good belt.
Tried the opposite end (10 feet away) and yep, got a lesser belt.
I expected the fish to be floating but they seem oblivious.
I know nothing about electrics but wonder if its because I was earthed whereas they are suspended in the water.

They were in a safe plaice.

 

[Threevok]

and insane in the membrane

 

[Drago]

It's that cheap electricity you buy.

 

[KneesUp]

It's that cheap electricity you buy.

Are you suggesting it's all his own volt?

 

[Leaway2]

It's that cheap electricity you buy.

It has potential.

 

[Drago]

I'm sensing an under current of electricity puns. Shocking.

 

[EltonFrog]

I'm sending an under current of electricity puns. Shocking.

Watt?

 

[KneesUp]

I'm sending an under current of electricity puns. Shocking.

Resistance is futile.

 

[Dave7]

It's that cheap electricity you buy.

I DO NOT buy cheap electricity.
I'm a scouser, I am wired into an adjacent street lighting column.

 

[Drago]

Electricity puns. Ohm my god!

 

[postman]

Nobody but nobody on CycleChat is pulling anything of mine.