MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
What they won't do is send out a squad to search for the bike.Find it
What they might do is, in the course of another investigation, see a fancy E-bike in the possession of someone who shouldn't be able to afford such a bike, and become curious.
I don't know if it's still a thing, but the police used to register bikes and stamp your postcode on the button bracket.
Morecambe police recovered a friend's bike before he even knew it had been stolen.
Reason one; a curious copper, investigating something else, thought that bike is a bit too fancy for that house.
Reason two; the bike had been registered and after a quick enquiry, said copper knew it didn't belong to that house.