Pointless things

[PeteXXX]

Red sauce!
Why invent a Red sauce when there is already HP Brown sauce..

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Meaningless flatulent job titles.

I recently received a letter from my pension company, signed by

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'Head of Function'? 'Insurance Customer Delivery'? Does any of that actually mean anything to them? Because it means bugger all to me.

It means it was sent by a computer program and it was the main function of that program 😀

 

[Drago]

Diet Cola.

Just buy normal cola, but drink less of it.

 

[stephec]

Cricket is sensible:
You get someone to throw a ball to you, which you then hit as far as you can and someone else chases after it, brings it back and repeats.

GOLF on the other hand IS pointless:

You hit a small ball as far as you can with a strangely shaped stick, THEN you chase after it and hit it again!
And the whole point is to try to LOOSE it down a hole!

MADNESS!!!

What about snooker?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Garmin Connect

 

[Drago]

Blenders. Did god not give you teeth and jaws with which to chew your food?

 

[Profpointy]

Red sauce!
Why invent a Red sauce when there is already HP Brown sauce..

Because red sauce is a tasty accompaniment to a variety of foods, whilst brown sauce isn't very nice

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Holidays in Spain at the moment

 

[byegad]

Because red sauce is a tasty accompaniment to a variety of foods, whilst brown sauce isn't very nice

Heathen!

 

[byegad]

Virtually all celebrities'. There's an advert on TV for something, can't remember what, we rarely watch live TV. Where they show photos, or maybe video clips, of 4 'celebs'. The last one is a female with lips that have been over-inflated to the point that they make her look as if she has had two large raw pork sausages sewn onto her face.
Lady Byegad, who reads the women's mags, has no idea who she is and neither of us care.

 

[cyberknight]

Blenders. Did god not give you teeth and jaws with which to chew your food?

mrs ck strugles as her teeth are pretty bad due to chemo and radiotherapy

 

[cyberknight]

 

[MichaelW2]

Blenders. Did god not give you teeth and jaws with which to chew your food?

Recent jaw operation reminded me of the utility of jaw.

 

[Dave7]

Yer wrong there. I went on the hovercraft from the Isle of Wight to Portsmouth, found a pub not too far away, then went back.

Why didn't you find a pub on the IOW. Save money, save time, have an extra 4 pints

 

[NorthernDave]

Keyless go, an answer to a question that no-one has asked

I'll see your keyless go, and raise you electronic handbrakes.