Poetry Corner

[Abitrary]

Blackety cat
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A black furry shiver up the tree
The cat cannot be retrieved (not even using ladders or whatever)
North London's finest firefighters knew where to be
3,800 of them trying to get the little minx out the tree

Oh, blackety cat

 

[Aperitif]

Waffly
cat poems.
If only I could
write 'em.
Me.
How?

 

[Dayvo]

Waffly
cat poems.
If only I could
write 'em.
Me.
How?

That was paw!

 

[sloe]

But A Bit Less

Seven, I torched the stars with our secret signal.
Seven, you'll reply to my dust.
And alien we'll still be, but.

 

[Melvil]

Kill the rich
Burn their houses
Be unpleasant to their spouses




(Barry Kent "Baz the Skinhead Poet" out of Adrian Mole)

 

[sloe]

Mary had a little ram
He was long and stringy,
She tied him to a five-bar-gate
And strummed upon his thingy.

 

[sloe]

Apples be ripe
Nuts be brown
Petticoats up
Trousers down


Spike Milligan