Please help me fix my bum.

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[QUOTE 3271110, member: 259"]This is not just petroleum jelly that you are spreading on your bum. It's Vaseline petroleum jelly.[/QUOTE]
Splendid, I'm sold on vaseline "Because I'm worth it". I feel a whole lot more "empowered".

 

[bloodlett]

good ol'e Vaseline it's cheap and soothes and lubricates the skin