ash68 said:
Did you get your new
c*r yesterday then? Bet you've been for a drive in it already. Not christmas yet you know
Yes I have been out in it today, got to make sure its goes, haven't I.
There appears to be a very small technician living under the bonnet and pressing all the buttons on the computerised co-efficient comlamitor.
I decided to move the seat forward and up, and he adjusts it microscopically and smoothly. I turned the heating down and he decided that the turbo blower should operated for a few minutes to reduce the heat more quickly. If I have a passenger in the front seat, they can have a different temperature to mine. He displays the fuel consumption, and your average speed for that particular trip. From the driver's seat I have control of all of the windows. Fortunately, he (or she)
does not speak, as I have limited cognisance of the Swedish language
. He also adjusts the power steering according to my speed. He seems to be able to communicate to pedestrians that this is a largish vehicle approaching them, and that I am visible. However, other vehicles seem to think it is imperative to overtake me, someone tried to undertake me, but we achieved mach2 and lost him.
Apparently he was very mischevious last week at the garage and kept himself occupied by unlocking and locking himself for no good reason. I am trying to think of a name of "he who is under the bonnet". Any suggestions?