pizza tax

[walker]

what about "don't eat yellow snow", or, if they were on a moped "don't go though the lights on red"?

Move out of way of moving fist.

 

[Maz]

Dominos charged me 11.98 for last nights delivery, an extra quid on the tax they charge me normally.

I asked on the phone whether prices had gone up or something, and they said "yes". I got paranoid thinking it's because I always ring up at 11:28 and pay with a little bag full of change.

I know it was saturday, but I'm sure I've never been charged that much before for my baseline pizza. Do I:

-let the multinational food companies kick sand in my face?
-go down there with a baseball bat and make pizza with the employees down there, and cheekily open the till and flip a quid coin into my pocket on the way out
-phone the citizens advice bureau

Legal advice first and foremost if you please.

I always order and collect in person.
I make sure I take longer than half an hour; that way they honour their promise and give me the pizza for free.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

I always order and collect in person.
I make sure I take longer than half an hour; that way they honour their promise and give me the pizza for free.

surely nobody is that stupid?

 

[Maz]

surely nobody is that stupid?

No mate, it was just a joke.