Noodley from the affluent south has added to his menu several luxury ingredients not available to poor Highlanders.
I just put 80ml of oatmeal in a bowl and add 240ml of cold water before going to bed.
In the morning, stir the contents of the bowl and place in microwave oven. Cook on full power for one and a half minutes.
Stir again and cook for another minute and a half.
Allow the porridge to cool a little then eat it, with milk if you prefer.
If it has been a good year on the croft, one may be able to afford some fruit or honey to add before consuming.