Ping Dave5n

[Chuffy]

Mummy, come and listen, the Brummie people are talking to each other!

 

[Abitrary]

I loved birmingham.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Ekscuuuse me. I live in Monmouth. And I'm a Yorkshireman. Just because I spent fifteen years living in Wolverhampton doesn't make me a "Brummie".

 

[Abitrary]

The best thing about birmingham is that it's a melting pot. I couldn't have handled going further north because even with my openmindedness I find chip-on-their shoulder northern teenagers an absolute plague.

It's their bad attitude that causes so much unemployment and bad blood in the north.

 

[Chuffy]

C'mon Chuffster, Cum up here and find out who you chant down and who you drop your gaze.

FFS

Hmmmm, Babelfish translates this as
"C' Monday Of chuffster, Cum raising who upward here and learns you chant downward and whom you fall your fixed view." but I'm none the wiser.

 

[Chuffy]

The best thing about birmingham is that it's a melting pot. I couldn't have handled going further north because even with my openmindedness I find chip-on-their shoulder northern teenagers an absolute plague.

It's their bad attitude that causes so much unemployment and bad blood in the north.

Fool. Birmingham is the North. Which starts at Salisbury.

 

[Abitrary]

It's funny, but the east and west people, i.e. liverpool and newcastle are fine.

It's that bit around lancashire and yorkshire that seems to be a brooding pit of hatred towards the people who pay their bills i.e. southerners.

 

[Abitrary]

what's up with you tonight anyway? You seem a bit over excited.

 

[mickle]

I've worked it out! Abitrary is a computer programme, a not particularly good AI which claims to be drunk in order to cover up it's lack of coherence. Ha!

ICMFP.

 

[mickle]

What's a shilling Uncle Dave?