Pictures of my cock...

[mikeitup]

...pheasant. He is very splendid and tame enough to eat out of my hand. He was on the shed this morning and I swear that if I listened hard enough I could hear him singing "If I was a rich pheasant, yiddle diddle diddle iddle diddle diddle dee" etc.

A handsome boy.

i has many corms nom nom nom

Any ideas for a name?

He's horrid.
And cross eyed.

Call me a cock knocker, I don't care!

 

[simonali]

Don't f*** with a Jedi Master, son!

 

[andygates]

I saw some other cocks out in the open today, but none were as nice as Chuffy's.

 

[Globalti]

Oh dear! I swerved at 85mph around that fella on the M6 last week only to see him hit by the car behind me. Big flurry of feathers. I don't know what he was doing standing in the middle of the motorway. Should be kept inside.

 

[Speicher]

A cock and a pussy keep meeting each other at the end of my garden, I wonder what will happen next.

 

[Chuffy]

A cock and a pussy keep meeting each other at the end of my garden, I wonder what will happen next.

I do hope the pussy doesn't fall in the stream, although I'm sure the cock would be very pleased if the pussy got all wet.