People you dislike for no reason

[Maz]

I find it difficult to actually hate people.

I can sometimes get confused by the illogicality of people, but a good friend and colleague taught me a neat little funny trick where I can rationalize their behaviour using quadratic equations.

Interesting. I try to normalise their behaviour with a Poisson Distribution.

 

[PaulB]

Harry (s*dding) Hill

Not big and DEFINATELY not funny.

I'd get more fun out of my infected piles. (if I had any)

1. He is funny and
2. He can spell.

 

[mickle]

I'm dreadfully disappointed that no one else has mentioned the luxuriant haired one off of Changing Rooms.

 

[Abitrary]

Where have all those changing rooms type programs gone? Is it because of the crunch? Is it because of the principle of the paradox of thrift as propounded by jm keynes?

 

[Hover Fly]

Not all of us surely?

I'll let you off as long as you don't start droning on about "the band" in that whining voice that musicians have while taking themselves far too seriously.

 

[swee'pea99]

Lawrence Llewellyn Bumhole - happy now?

(And yes, he is a 100% tit.)

 

[tdr1nka]

I'll let you off as long as you don't start droning on about "the band" in that whining voice that musicians have while taking themselves far too seriously.

You'll be pleased to note that as a solo musician I find that increasingly difficult.

 

[Spoked Wheels]

Because I hate them so much it's worth saying twice.

Round 2!

Nick Griffin
Richard Littlejohn
Julie Burchill
The Arctic bleedin' Monkeys
George Galloway
Simon Cowell
Pete Waterman
Peter Van Hoogstraten
Jamie Cullum

Up against the wall and take the red hot poker that you all so richly deserve.

Hoogstraten gets to be dipped feet first in acid while selected slum dwellers piss over his head and burn his money. Then we shoot the bastard.

Richard Littlejohn + 1
Simon Cowell +1

 

[Aperitif]

Interesting. I try to normalise their behaviour with a Poisson Distribution.

There's something fishy about that Maz...

 

[Dayvo]

I don't know if she still reads the news, but Moira Stewart's voice and condescending expression always annoyed me.

 

[Dayvo]

I don't know if she still reads the news, but Moira Stewart's voice and condescending expression always annoyed me.

Just realised that I gave two reasons!

Well, I don't like her, anyway!

 

[Aperitif]

Just realised that I gave two reasons!

Well, I don't like her, anyway!

I never liked the way her Dad used to appear on telly at New Years Eve.

 

[Dayvo]

I never liked the way her Dad used to appear on telly at New Years Eve.

That's brave; going commando on TV!

Which reminds me, although I can't remember their names, I hated the couple, a man and a short girl, who looked like a boy!

 

[Aperitif]

Crankies. They conceived the CycleChat café!

 

[Fnaar]

Sir Trevor of McDonald ... thinks we're all toddlers