people who talk absolute b**llocks about the speed they cycle

[Notafettler]

I don't talk bollards about the speed I ride at. I'll freely admit that my sound barrier attempt on a Raleigh Chopper in 1975 failed badly due to transonic buffeting and I only made it to 719MPH. Anyone who thinks an average speed of 25mph is worth boasting about should hang their heads in shame.

Its quite sad when you imply that cycling of the tailgate of C130 and achieving 719mph can be deemed cycling. It's not it's called falling.

 

[Notafettler]

I have little interest in the subject, but I would expect average speed to include time spent in cafe.

Or pub

 

[ColinJ]

Enjoy yr d*ck swinging

Do those guys wear a protective padded condom when doing their swinging? If they don't, they must get terrible intimate carpet burns (or road rash when doing it al fresco)!

 

[mudsticks]

Do those guys wear a protective padded condom when doing their swinging? If they don't, they must get terrible intimate carpet burns (or road rash when doing it al fresco)!

I have no idea.

And i have no wish to know either - thanks

 

[Deleted member 26715]

View: https://youtu.be/8AyHH9G9et0

 

[Drago]

And then I on my Raleigh Chopper called up and asked the tower for a speed check...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Quite a few of the forum ‘old timers’ were very odd.

You've been here for quite a while I think

flung me out to a parallel Earth in another Universe.

That explains a lot

I have little interest in the subject, but I would expect average speed to include time spent in cafe.

On one Strava segment about 1 mile long my PR is 1hr 40mins. Lovely cafe and chat

 

[classic33]

Do those guys wear a protective padded condom when doing their swinging? If they don't, they must get terrible intimate carpet burns (or road rash when doing it al fresco)!

He gets blamed for a lot of things, but how you know that is best kept between yourselves.

 

[ColinJ]

He gets blamed for a lot of things, but how you know that is best kept between yourselves.

I assume that d*ck-swinging male braggards consider themselves very well-endowed!

 

[MntnMan62]

I assume that d*ck-swinging male braggards consider themselves very well-endowed!

That, or they realize they "come up short" and brag to mask their insecurity....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

d*ck-swinging

Much rather see Donald swinging

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Why are you lot taking about duck swinging. Is that a thing round your way?

 

[Notafettler]

I have no problems doing 8 miles an hour even 10. Riding with 4 large panniers full of firewood. I can go even faster on my electric bike pulling a trailer full of firewood....I don't though as I find if I brake to hard the trailer overtakes me. Not nice

 

[classic33]

Why are you lot taking about duck swinging. Is that a thing round your way?

Hebden Bridge is known for odd goings on, especially in the park.

 

[Notafettler]

Hebden Bridge is known for odd goings on, especially in the park.

Hebden bridge is also the Lesbian capital of the world. That's odd in itself.