Having spoken to my wife, it would appear that there is no problem with you coming to stay with us. All we require is you fill out form 26A, 36B and agree that we cannot be held responsible for any
childhood diseases that you catch whilst staying with us.
Also be warned that there is a significant risk of being woken up at 6am in the morning with a child jumping up and down on your belly
If you agree to those terms and conditions then you will have access to the presidential suit at Magnatom towers
PM me and we can make arrangements.
I will also need to sort this team out for Pedal Scotland. Any ideas on the charity, if we want one?