I know the OP was a bit tongue in cheek, and I agree that this is an event far all. BUT, and yes its a big BUT, I cant believe the standard of cycling this year. Now I'm no club cyclist, far from it, but I saw 4 crashes and I know of 4 others, a few of which resulted in broken bones. I saw a guy who tried to put his foot down when he braked, trouble is he was still moving. This resulted in him having a huge wobble every time which resulted in a big crash on the cycle path in Edinburgh. He caught up with me a few minutes later and continued to do the same, he had learned nothing from causing the crash. Unfortunately I would not recommend this event to a new/inexperienced cyclist as in my opinion it is too much of a risk.