Patent pending

[swee'pea99]

End the nightmare of opening and closing curtains! Buy now while stocks last!

 

[Kestevan]

We have blinds, we had to get rid of the curtains... the dogs were scared of them*


*Anyone who has owned Greyhounds will probably understand.

 

[roadrash]

I bow to your ability but cant help thinking , just because something can be done, it doesn't mean you should

 

[Yellow Fang]

You have way too much time on your hands.

If your sexbot looks anything like that, be sure to earth yourself before mounting up.

Probably not s good idea when you think about it. Probably better to wear rubber boots.