Paper cut.

[Paulus]

A paper cut on the tongue (when licking an envelope, for example) is painful!

Misread that at first, I thought you said Antelope. Phew. I must get my eyes tested again.

 

[LLB]

I got one yesterday in between the thumb and index finger when handling some A1 drawings. The sort of place which keeps it open for days. Very sore for such a tiny cut, but then they do go deep.

 

[Fnaar]

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Misread that at first, I thought you said Antelope. Phew. I must get my eyes tested again.

Licking an antelope might cost you deer

 

[Crackle]

Licking an antelope might cost you deer

Or in a slightly camper voice...

"Licking an antelope might cost you dear!"

 

[Dayvo]

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Misread that at first, I thought you said Antelope. Phew. I must get my eyes tested again.

Or if your hearing is bad; licking an 'anal OAP!'

 

[Fnaar]

Or if your hearing is bad; licking an 'anal OAP!'

I've collected my pension at 10.17am for many a year, Mrs Miggins, and I shall continue to do so.

 

[Origamist]

It's an occupational hazard for me...

 

[longers]

Pish, a cardboard cuts hurt more. Mere paper just bounces off me .

 

[Kovu]

I had an arguement with someone about "paper" cuts from plastic today ... rather odd, just thought I would share that with you.


Awwww hope its ok, not having to be hosptialised xD

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Celebrate a paper cut with a bag of chips.

 

[Crackle]

I had an arguement argument with someone about "paper" cuts from plastic today ... rather odd, just thought I would share that with you.


Awwww hope its ok, not having to be hosptialised hospitalised xD

Has Joe turned up with that poem yet?

 

[Kovu]

Has Joe turned up with that poem yet?

Thanks for the correction ... one of this month's targets I think?

No, gutted, I was just interested in how bad it is.

 

[Joe24]

No, i decided to ride down south to get away from her.
She still want me though, i can tell

 

[Crackle]

No, i I decided to ride down south to get away from her.
She still want wants me though, i I can tell[.]

Tut! You youngsters.

 

[Joe24]

Tut! You youngsters.

I know, its terrible. I mean these people that are younger then me are terrible. They cant spell, especially these female ones that go around saying "nay lass nay" whilst walking their wippet with their flat cap eating yorkshire puddings!