OT; 'puter help required please

[Speicher]

I think you hit the nail on the head there, Crackle.

 

[Abitrary]

I've got an ancient bust machine at work sitting under my desk which I won't give back to the ewoks because I've got a cd stuck in the drive... and I can't find a paper clip.

If computers are supposed to result in a paperless office, how can we operate them properly if we don't have paperclips?

 

[Carwash]

I've got an ancient bust machine at work sitting under my desk

Is that a machine for making ancient (classical) busts?

Or is it an ancient machine for doing something to... y'know... *busts*...?

which I won't give back to the ewoks because I've got a cd stuck in the drive

If you want to stop the ewoks getting your bust machine, a good start would be to leave Endor and move somewhere like Tatooine or Bespin.

 

[spandex]

Yes thanks, 43 times, to no avail.

I managed to resolve the issue by poking a stick in it. That's my kind of technology!

Is that a small hole?

and you told me you just had a big poking stick

 

[Speicher]

What else does he keep in his big tool box?