Ordered my new bike!

[mickle]

I think you should invest in some tweed plus fours and a deerstalker hat to wear when you're riding it. Also have an old fashioned pipe in your mouth, a monacle and a waxed mustache. Should complete the look...

With a kilt??? I cant see that being a good look to be honest.

 

[Abitrary]

Carrying a toy plastic blunderbuss would make the kilt look less conspicuous.

 

[John the Monkey]

I wonder whether Tdrinka would consider lending you his false moustache for the duration?