Sorry for the massive OT lulubel.
An hour and a a bit into an all day ride (heh) I was coming down Ewhurst Hill (it's easily a 40mph hill without pedaling), and approaching the bend at the bottom caught a huge skid as I put brakes on to slow down for the bend. It's totally safe to negotiate that bend in the wet at cca 25mph, but I had to get completely off the brakes to recover the skid (spilled diesel/wet leaves??) so would have been cca 30 in the corner, and anyway.... next thing I know I was scraping myself off the tarmac about 40 yards further down the road. Bike traveled another 20 or so further, and miraculously, apart from scuffs and two flat wheels appears fundamentally unharmed.
Changed the tubes and on I went, with a small detour into Horsham to pick up a couple more tubes. Cut the day a bit short, but still good for 90 odd miles. Feeling a bit sorry for myself today though
Big shout out to the lovely lady in a Disco who helped scrape me off the floor and took me to her house to drink hot tea and work out if I needed A&E or just a bit of MTFU