Eveytime someone cut theirselves with a knife in our house my dad used to say: 'Only one sort of kinife you cut yourself on - the one you lost respect for.'
When I was on warfarin earlier this year I used to dread the odd nick I used to get slicing veg. You'd think you'd opened up an artery or something.
Virtual kiss better, now go and sit down and I'll make you a nice cup of tea