One of the few great minds left in this world

[Lisa21]

Exactly Dayvo! Plus this is Cafe-where pointless and endless streams of complete tosh is the expected norm.
(Sorry Norm! )

 

[blazed]

Last night i had a premonition. The world was a wasteland possibly after some sort of world war or i am thinking the destruction was caused by myself because i was standing tall although i was in the shape of a demon beast. Anyway i guess i know my path now.

 

[Noodley]

Cafe - an endless stream of complete tosh.

I reckon we should ask Admin to include this in the title of Cafe

It would certainly highlight what the purpose of Cafe is and might stop people starting non-Cafe threads

 

[tdr1nka]

Anyway i guess i know my path now.

Oh no! Blazed has worked out how to get out of the house unaccompanied!

 

[TheDoctor]

Last night i had a premonition. The world was a wasteland possibly after some sort of world war.

Were you in Hatfield, by any chance?

 

[jig-sore]

Oh listen guys, come on....give the guy a break huh? Its really not his fault-after all, he obviously has spent all his life hearing his parents, teachers and doctors all telling him he is "special", and that is why he needs to go to a different school than the other boys that he sees, and why the bus he gets on is a "special" bus to take him to his "special" school. Jeez...after years of that you'd start thinking you were something too wouldnt you??

special... needs

 

[blazed]

Oh no! Blazed has worked out how to get out of the house unaccompanied! :?:

You can joke all you like but it will be i who has the last laugh.

 

[rich p]

You can joke all you like but it will be i who has the last laugh.

Me not I, Blazey baby. Don't let me down or they'll doubt your genius and my judgement

 

[jig-sore]

You can joke all you like but it will be i who has the last laugh.

he who laughs last...







....was too thick to get the joke !!!!!

 

[661-Pete]

Blazed, me lad, of course we believe in your incredible genius, but you have yet to perform some single act to demonstrate your enormous talent. You need to do something inspirational. You have three options:

• Sit under an apple tree.
• Take a bath.
• Climb the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

(*eagerly awaits results*)

 

[Arch]

Blazed, me lad, of course we believe in your incredible genius, but you have yet to perform some single act to demonstrate your enormous talent. You need to do something inspirational. You have three options:

• Sit under an apple tree.
• Take a bath.
• Climb the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

(*eagerly awaits results*)

He could drop an apple off the leaning tower into a bath. That way, if he doesn't come up with a big idea, he's at least on the way to making some cider.

 

[montage]

Blazed. You have my sword.

 

[johnnyh]

You can joke all you like but it will be i who has the last laugh.

we don't mind you laughing blazed, but can you try to control the dribble

 

[Lisa21]

we don't mind you laughing blazed, but can you try to control the dribble

He cant wipe his mouth Johnny, not whilst he's wearing that lovely new jacket the nice people brought him. The one with the arms that tie round the back....................

 

[Piemaster]

He could drop an apple off the leaning tower into a bath. That way, if he doesn't come up with a big idea, he's at least on the way to making some cider.

Thanks Arch, I've now got to go get some wipes for the monitor