Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
When I left in London at 29 years old I was 5'8". Now, in Manchester, I am 5'10". Two inches in 13 years! I have recently been x-rayed to find out why, no explanation yet.buggi said:
OMG
- Thread starter buggi
- Start date
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Milo
Guru
- Location
- Melksham, Wilts
I have remained 9 and a half stone since I was 16. And I eat LOTS of cheese. HA HA!
BigonaBianchi
Yes I can, Yes I am, Yes I did...Repeat.
- Location
- Iskele TRNC & Mordor UK
Bigger tits are good
Aperitif
Meme bar
- Location
- ...I don't have much idea - really.
Night Train said:
How long did it take to recover from that steamroller accident NT..?
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
col said:As long as they dont need tucking into waistbands
That's what armpits are for!
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Dayvo said:That's what armpits are for!
You can tuck your waistband into your armpits? Just how high
are your trousers? 
Night Train said:
It's a well known scientific fact that the effect of gravity is less in Manchester than in London.
Therefore you will be extending to your proper size.
The further north you go the effects of gravity diminish to such an extent that by the time you get to the North Pole you are able to fly.
ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
John Ponting said:
The Velvet Curtain said:
Ping, and on goes the light 
Chuffy
Veteran
- Location
- On the banks of the Exe
I can grow six inches in a matter of minutes. 
What?
What?