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buggi

buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
well, i know i've been off the bike a bit this year due to the collar bone incident and weather and such, and i knew i was starting to get a slight "muffin top" BUT....

i went to my new Doctor's tonight and she told me to step on the scales :blush:

i'm almost a stone heavier!!!! :eek:

then she told me she wanted to take my height and i'm 1/2 inch taller!!!

What are the chances that half an inch in height equates to 12 lb in weight? Does wearing your boots make a difference or can i not use that excuse as i've always got boots on when i weigh myself? Could all of her machinery be wrong? could it be water retention? :cry: or could it be too much of this ;)

on the upside... my tits are bigger :biggrin:

ho hum, looks like i'll be :biggrin: tomorrow, and sunday, and monday.... whether it's :biggrin: or :biggrin: or:sun:
 
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buggi

buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
ps... and how the FCUK can i still be growing?
 
rich p

rich p

ridiculous old lush
Location
Brighton
I'm not fully qualified yet but my diagnosis is that the soles of your feet and your scalp have got fatter.
Fat feet, fat head:biggrin:

There's no cure:evil:
 
Globalti

Globalti

Legendary Member
What was the altitude of the surgery? If very high above sea level gravity was less and you would have grown a little.
 
beanzontoast

beanzontoast

Guru
Location
South of The Peaks
buggi said:
well, i know i've been off the bike a bit this year due to the collar bone incident and weather and such, and i knew i was starting to get a slight "muffin top" BUT....

i went to my new Doctor's tonight and she told me to step on the scales :blush:

i'm almost a stone heavier!!!! :eek:

then she told me she wanted to take my height and i'm 1/2 inch taller!!!

What are the chances that half an inch in height equates to 12 lb in weight? Does wearing your boots make a difference or can i not use that excuse as i've always got boots on when i weigh myself? Could all of her machinery be wrong? could it be water retention? :cry: or could it be too much of this ;)

on the upside... my tits are bigger :smile:

ho hum, looks like i'll be :bicycle: tomorrow, and sunday, and monday.... whether it's :cold: or :rain: or:sun:
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You wearing my boots would not make any difference.
 
Smokin Joe

Smokin Joe

Squire
Location
Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Post a picture of the tits and we can have a debate on how much they might have added.
 
John Ponting

John Ponting

Guru
Location
Herts
I read recently that the average 34 D weighs around 300gm. If that's correct then they will need to be hugely bigger to account for the weight gain.
 
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