Oh my God ... I just cannot cope

[Geoff Crowther]

Toothpaste works quite well. And until I get around to replacing the bar tape on my tourer, the duct tape will have to do.

Toothpaste? But what, pray, will I then use for my toothypegs?

 

[Geoff Crowther]

Just use Jif, or what ever it's called now, or some similar creamy type kitchen cleaner to keep your white tape looking pimp.

Creamy type cleaner? How dare you sir!

 

[Geoff Crowther]

I'm simply appalled at some of the outrageous suggestions on here. Creamy cleaners, toothpaste. Where are the moderators when you need 'em? I'm disgusted!
All I wanted was help choosing handlybar tape.
REALLY!

 

[Geoff Crowther]

You want to see them on a Viking, or maybe thats not a good idea.

No I don't. I don't like Vikings. You insolent young man.

 

[Nigelnaturist]

No I don't. I don't like Vikings. You insolent young man.

Well I go far on it if not fast

 

[stephec]

Toothpaste works quite well. And until I get around to replacing the bar tape on my tourer, the duct tape will have to do.

Not the ones with the stripes in then though.

Still, at least you'll have minty fresh bars.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Not the ones with the stripes in then though.

Still, at least you'll have minty fresh bars.

Seriously, it won't get them new again but it will make them look less grubby. Same goes with the teeth, I suppose.

 

[User6179]

My white tape on my cube lasted a month and about 600 miles , the worst and stickiest tape to remove, leave it on and tape over it with PRO gel , Spesh or Bonty .

 

[Geoff Crowther]

My white tape on my cube lasted a month and about 600 miles , the worst and stickiest tape to remove, leave it on and tape over it with PRO gel , Spesh or Bonty .

Oh no. I'll HAVE to get a new bike.

 

[vickster]

Lizard skin 3mm, the Rolls Royce of tapes, with a price to match. Looks very fetching in grey

 

[Dave 123]

My white Cube bar tape is grubby and there is a hole in it.
Am I changing it?

No!