Off on me hols . . .

[Dayvo]

. . . and my girlfriend is already giving me ear-ache two hours BEFORE we leave for a three-week holiday!

I'm doomed, I tell you, DOOMED!

But, 'not guilty' your honour!

 

[Maz]

Where you off to, Dayvo?

 

[marinyork]

Most certainly enjoy .

 

[Dayvo]

Where you off to, Dayvo?

Flying to Bangkok (in a few hours) and staying there for two nights before heading to the sandy beaches of Cambodia and Vietnam.

No cycling, but I hope to have the skimpiest of tan lines imaginable!

 

[longers]

*tries not to imagine anything at all*

No offence Dayvo

Have a great time and send us a virtual postcard eh?

 

[TVC]

Nice one Dayvo, It will be interesting to see haw far down the pan the world has gone by the time you get back.

For reference, photos of your tan lines are not required.

 

[Kirstie]

D'you reckon he has a dayglo pink tiny posing pouch just like those ginormous whale like german tourists in tenerife did in the 1980s? Or a mankini?

 

[Dayvo]

Just a Speedo pattern!

 

[Greedo]

Have a good one mate!

Don't be tampering with those lady boys after you chuck the girlfriend mind!!!!!!!!

 

[fossyant]

Make sure you get your last bit of 'mileage' out of her.... oops shouldn't say that

 

[Dayvo]

Make sure you get your last bit of 'mileage' out of her.... oops shouldn't say that

I'm doing my best! But I thought I blew it yesterday after we had an almighty row.

Back on track now, though!

 

[Lardyboy]

Dayvo, why aren't you out enjoying the sights and sounds of the exotic east? Or has it got nothing on Stockholm?

 

[john59]

Have a good one mate!

Don't be tampering with those lady boys after you chuck the girlfriend mind!!!!!!!!

 

[Keith Oates]

Have a good holiday Dayvo, if you get the chance then give a call, there's another forum member here now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[magnatom]

Have a good holiday Dayvo!

Slightly more exotic than your trip to Glasgow/Edinburgh by the sounds of it!