Odd Things That Have Happened To You

[tyred]

No and no.


Cue *someone* rearranging that to 'Yes and yes'.

ANd you didn't answer "wibble, wibble" so I think we can pronounce you certifiably sane.

 

[SteCenturion]

Joining CycleChat!

Discovering the 'Tea' thread...

Bizarre....

But you can never leave.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Strangest thing..... I am still trying to distil it down to one outstanding example.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ANd you didn't answer "wibble, wibble" so I think we can pronounce you certifiably sane.

Damn, I'll have to try harder next time!!

 

[Fubar]

Discovering the 'Tea' thread...

That was in 2nd place.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Discovering the 'Tea' thread...

Bizarre....

But you can never leave.

Classic Stalker33 wont let you leave!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

He also exerts the power of the Sith on his unwitting victims when they say 'I'm off to bed'.

He has been gently luring people to The Dark Side (and I don't mean sleep) for years!!

 

[Cyclist33]

A very fat bloke keeled over at a concert in Salisbury Cathedral and my sister and BIL, both ICU nurses, jumped on him and tried to revive him but he died, which earned them a round of applause from the congregation. Obviously the applause was for their efforts, not for him dying.

I'm not sure that constitutes "happened to you"...!

 

[shouldbeinbed]

I made an odd thing happen to a schoolfriend, it involved a lit bunsen burner being pulled off the rubber hose, the effect of squeezing the rubber hose increasing the speed & distance of the flow and him having a flammable nylon jumper on and eyebrows at the time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I made an odd thing happen to a schoolfriend, it involved a lit bunsen burner being pulled off the rubber hose, the effect of squeezing the rubber hose increasing the speed & distance of the flow and him having a flammable nylon jumper on and eyebrows at the time.

But not for much longer!

 

[BrumJim]

My diminutive Mum button-holing Martin Johnson on the streets of Dublin after Tigers had just beaten Leinster. My cousin's husband got pints and halves confused, so I'm not convinced any of us were sober enough to remember it correctly.

 

[classic33]

Strangest thing..... I am still trying to distil it down to one outstanding example.

Doesn't have to be one thing! Part of the title is odd things that have happened.

 

[roadrash]

well i never thought i would be sat here with yoghurt dripping off my head

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/burned-during-psoriasis-uv-treatment.177500/#post-3624213

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 3624228, member: 45"]I think your wife might be having sex with the milkman and the gardener.[/QUOTE]

Don't be so ridiculous!!

 

[Markymark]

An unlikely explanation.