I misread that as 'arse' which, if anything, is more believable.Simon Cowell used to polish Jack Nicholsons axe.
There is no country in the world that is exactly the same size as Wales, except Wales, and maybe Belgium
No ducks were actually harmed in the making of its namesake tape ..
They make Gorilla tape from ducks??If only the same were true of Gorilla Tape...
There's no future in history, which is why they discredited ancient historians.The work of ancient historians has been discredited, when it occurred to scholars that there was not much actual history for them to study back then.