Odd factoids

[Drago]

George Lucas was given the nickname "Mucus" at school.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Honey is bee spit

 

[Drago]

Spit the Dog was in fact a cat.

 

[Chris S]

God doesn't do anything about the existence of evil because she loves us.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Evel Knievel was in fact the Dark Lord herself. Her dastardly plan to bring evil to the hearts of humanity was only foiled by misjudging the height of a bus by six inches.

 

[Drago]

Darth Vaders raspy deep voice was acquired by singing aong to too many Chris Rea songs.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea did the voice overs for Darth Vader. No special effects required, they just had him running on the Turdis treadmill.

 

[Chris S]

Donald Trump thinks the Gaza Strip is a gentlemen's club in Las Vegas.

 

[Drago]

The Gaza Strip is the Middle Eastern version of a Brazillian.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

The Sinai Penisular was Moses' porn name.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Open top buses were invented when a double decker was driven into a low bridge.

 

[Drago]

There were originally 11 commandments, but Moses didn't think "thou shalt not live in Golders Green" would go down well with his crew.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

The Wonder Stuff hit "Golden Green" was written to raise awareness of incontinence amongst crown Green bowls players.

 

[welsh dragon]

There are more airplanes on the ocean floor than there are submarines in the sky.

 

[Drago]

Then isle of Skye has no sky. It was stolen by viking raiders in 1967.