Odd factoids

[Drago]

TV spanner jockey Edd China is indeed made from china.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When they were anointing Chaz and Camila earlier, the real reason why they have to cover it over is so that nobody see's their Lizard bodies.

Everyone involved in helping them has to sign the Official Secrets Act... For life!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TV spanner jockey Edd China is indeed made from china.

Most instances of people trying to enter the 'Mile High Club' do so over China

ALTOGETHER NOW!

'Overchina
Overchina
OVERCHIIIIINNNNAAAAA!'

 

[PeteXXX]

The Isle of Wight is even more communist than China.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

The Isle of Wight is even more communist than China.

Although that fact is hard to check because it is a fact that nobody who ever went to the IoW has ever returned to tell us about it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Although that fact is hard to check because it is a fact that nobody who ever went to the IoW has ever returned to tell us about it.

Royston Vasey has nothing on the IOW either.

 

[PeteXXX]

One person, barely recognisable as human, did actually return from the IoW but was a gibbering wreck and beyond speech 🗨

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

One person, barely recognisable as human, did actually return from the IoW but was a gibbering wreck and beyond speech 🗨

... And was promptly made a Cyclechat Moderator! 😆


(Joke).

 

[ClichéGuevara]

TV spanner jockey Edd China is indeed made from china.

As is his favoured mode of transport.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As is his favoured mode of transport.

View attachment 688598

In some parts of the world, 'China Tank' is rhyming slang for a woman mastur... You get the jist

 

[Drago]

Pointing Percy at the Porcelain does not mean going for a wee as most people think.

The phrase dates back to TV gardenist, Percy Thrower. He was a raging alky and used to drink Special Brew in giant ceramic beer steins. Hence at the end of each shoot the crew would "point Percy at the porcelain" in order for him to resume his favoured inebriated state.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Percy Thrower used to be a wrestler in the 50s, and is the father of Big Daddy

 

[Chris S]

Charles and Camilla walked past a line of women as they entered the Royal Box at the Coronation concert. They all did a curtsy in turn and created a Mexican wave.

 

[Drago]

Percy Thrower lpin Japanese is pronounced as Pelcy Chucker.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When asked by the actress, if he had wood, Pelcy Chucker said

“I, Pelcy Chucker, would chuck as much wood, as I, Pelcy Chucker, could chuck, if I, Pelcy Chucker, could chuck wood”

She then wasn’t sure if he was a tosser or not, or had any wood to offer.