Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Rhubarb and Custard split up after Rhubarb had an affair with Ice Cream. This is why their TV series ended in the 80s.
Odd factoids
- Thread starter Blue Hills
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Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Napoléon's height is usually given as 5'2", but under the Ancien Régime an inch was 3.75 cm so that he was almost 6‘6” in modern inches.
Grant Fondo
Guru
- Location
- Cheshire
The previous UK wind record of 118mph recorded in 1979 was smashed by a gust recorded in the No.10 toilet of 386mph.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Many States in America have undergone a series of changes over the years. Tennessee is the 3rd iteration of Tenne A and Tenne B.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
In 1986 a great storm hit Scotland, there was much damage, and the costs came to £1.
Roseland triker
Cheese ..... It's all about the cheese
- Location
- By the sea
Waitrose atchualy only allow small bubbles to carbonate their bottled water.
Big ones are sent to Asda for re-use.
Big ones are sent to Asda for re-use.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Lidl sells bottled heavy water, following the cheap but not light principle seen in other contexts.
Tribansman
Veteran
Which is branded H2Ow! on account of how much it hurts if dropped on your foot
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
Scottish beer is called Heavy cos it's brewed with that water.
Jenkins
Legendary Member
- Location
- Felixstowe
One of the sanctions imposed by Boris on the Russians is that they can only buy football clubs based outside London.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
- Location
- Over the Hill
As a result Putin is withdrawing all forces and dismantling the army, navy and airforce. He's joining a hippy commune with a "Peace Man" mantra.
Roseland triker
Cheese ..... It's all about the cheese
- Location
- By the sea
Putin is atchualy pronounced "putting"
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Alan Carr is related to Jonathan Ross.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/ne...06P39Uu__G5QoJjM33nmA71M_VylMM17leIHrcADViylo
It's not that surprising, they're both congenital w@nkers.
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/ne...06P39Uu__G5QoJjM33nmA71M_VylMM17leIHrcADViylo
It's not that surprising, they're both congenital w@nkers.
Tribansman
Veteran
Alan Car is also related to Van Morrison and both are cousins of deranged American TV host Trucker Carlson.
