Odd factoids

[Drago]

Jacob Rees Mogg is not only Jacob from the Bible, but he also invented the cream cracker.

 

[PeteXXX]

Jacob Rees Mogg, 'Moggy' to his chums, is unrelated to Pussy Galore.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Jacob Rees Mogg is a Victorian explorer who used to travel with Dr Who. Jacob however was so annoying that Dr Who dumped him in the 21st Century.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Gorillas in the mist is a film where Sigourney Weaver teaches them how to weave baskets 🧺 whilst waiting for the mist to clear.

 

[Drago]

Sigourney Weaver's pet alien is named Bill, after Bill Clinton. This is because he likes to pop up with lone women when no one is looking.

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Jacob Rees Mogg only turned to Finance after his lucrative career playing K9 in Dr Who was ended when his exoskeleton rusted due to JRM's unpleasant habit of cocking his leg against any female cast member he chose.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Bill “no one is looking” Alien is an alcoholic druggie with a penchant for golden syrup.

 

[Drago]

You know when you scoop a spoonful of syrup out of the pot it leade a fine hair like trail across the work surface?

Once dried out, these hairs were chopped up, dyed and used to make wigs. Hence their being known as "syrups".

 

[srj10]

10 people die every year through mouth dehydration after eating a dry cream cracker

 

[Ming the Merciless]

When someone is cream crackered, it means they’ve finished a full packet of crackers whilst exercising. It makes them so bloated they have to stop running, cycling whatever it may be.

 

[srj10]

The world record for eating a full packet of cream crackers is 7 hours and 15 days and was the inspiration behind the hit song Nothing Compares 2U by the singing nun Skinhead O'Connor.

 

[Drago]

Skinhead O'Connor is the grandmother of Des O'Connor

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Des O’Connor used to be a trapeze artist in his younger years. He is famous for walking the cable between two electricity pylons, spanning the Liffey river in the 1950s.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

It’s thought that illegible doctors writing leads to 150,000 deaths a year in the UK.

 

[srj10]

Des O'Connor and his brother Tom created Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men.