Odd factoids

[PeteXXX]

Many such apps were invented by people whose 'E' key doesn't work.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Many such apps were invented by people whose 'E' key doesn't work.

Such as the Yorkshire dating app, BaGumR?

 

[roubaixtuesday]

John Selwyn Gummer, now Lord Deben, is best known for forcing his daughter to eat infected burgers on TV.

Latterly, he discovered the community of youngsters with a prediction for sexual congress with the aged and became a billionaire through his app for connecting young and old and releasing them from the constraints of societal condemnation.

The app has a logo of a set of false teeth in a jar and is, of course, known as GumR.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Tess Daly is the daughter of Daly Thompson and Tessa Saunderson. She was an incredible sportswoman at school but ultimately decided it wasn’t for her.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Yorkshire is Dog‘s own country and full of red dog poo bins

 

[roubaixtuesday]

full of red dog poo bins

That's Lancashire. The Yorkshire ones are white, obs.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

That's Lancashire. The Yorkshire ones are white, obs.

Oh gawd white dog poo. Nightmare of my childhood

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Kieran Trippier only rides the Madison.
Madison Keys only rides the Keirin.

 

[Drago]

Kieran Trippier is the illegitimate daughter of tomorrows world presenter Kieran Prendeville and Maggie Phil-me-in-bin. She was conceived in madison county.

 

[roubaixtuesday]

Stoke on Trent is the illegitimate child of Kieran's brother Stoke Prendeville and singer Terence Trent D'Arby.

His song "If you make me stay" was inspired by the threats he got from people who fleetingly visited Stoke.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Kieran Trippier in cycle training only does LSD. 💥

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Despite his vast wealth from making fashionable trainers and sportswear, Adidas founder Adolf Dassler always resented the fact that his brother Bobby was more of a household name.

 

[raleighnut]

Despite his vast wealth from making fashionable trainers and sportswear, Adidas founder Adolf Dassler always resented the fact that his brother Bobby was more of a household name.

Not half as upset as his brother Rudolf who formed Puma.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puma_SE

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The squeeze box was invented by a randy cricketer.

Talking of the origins of musical instruments (which we clearly have been in these last two pages)

The mouth organ was invented by a contortionist.

 

[Drago]

The surname Morgan is a portmanteau of "my organ", and was awarded to pople who were flexible or well endowed enpugh to self fellate.