Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
In some cities - watching Emmerdale is the only fresh air people get
Old newsThere is no such thing as fresh air. It is calculated that ALL the air available has been breathed in and out by at least 5 people. Similarly all the water in all the lakes and rivers has been drunk and peed at least 9 times.
All freshers at Balliol College Oxford were forced to wear a burka for their first term at university, as a way of ridiculing new students. This was only outlawed in the late 80s after several notable alumni became prominent racists.
The Liver building in Liverpool was named after the architect Fred Liver. The builder had a brother in law who was a scrap dealer and had bought a job lot of big decorative birds so he got them cheap and stuck them near the top using the 19thC equivilent of super glue.
Yours might be 10 times but in the area I come from the by laws will not allow more than 7 times........ I am obviously more posherer and betterer class than what as how you is.Old news
It's 10 times
There is no such thing as fresh air. It is calculated that ALL the air available has been breathed in and out by at least 5 people. Similarly all the water in all the lakes and rivers has been drunk and peed at least 9 times.
Old news
It's 10 times