And in years to come many of th will claimed to have been groped.....after the alledged groper has died of course.
Odd factoids
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Drago
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Santa and Satan are brothers.
Profpointy
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Nah don't believe that. Einstein would have known the body would never actually get to the black hole and from our perspective would still be teetering on the edge for all eternitity showing his guilt
raleighnut
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NorthernDave
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Despite what you might think, popular daytime TV actress Claire Goose actually prefers turkey for Christmas dinner.
Drago
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Brian Cox, the celebrity scienticianalist, is not real. He is an artificial construct invented by the BBC. The real Cox disappeared up his own event horizon years ago.
Threevok
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- South Wales
Opera was invented by the Vikings - mostly to give their women something to do, while the men were away pillaging and planting rabbits in foreign lands
Drago
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Hedgehogs are nothing more than escaped baby wombles.
Ming the Merciless
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Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning. Recent research discovered this when they were analysing ant behaviour within the nest. They have yet to develop a theory for this behaviour and why it occurs.
raleighnut
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Next they'll discover they fart as well, after all they're all
Drago
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Glass was invented just prior to WWII. Prior to then windows and glass implements were made from ice, which posed many practical problems.
Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
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- South Wales
The real Honey G and her Madam Tussauds equivalent, are (in fact) one and the same
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
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- Inside my skull
The greenhouse effect was known in the 70's, later called Global Warming then Climate Change. Politicians are incapable of understanding these terms and instead play with their crayons.
Drago
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Scientistsolgisticians were pretty sure a century ago that man made emissions could cause the greenhouse effect, although they lacked the means by which they could measure or prove it. Despite this, people still drive two miles to work or half a mile to the corner shop, because they're lazy, a phenomenon that wasn't so common a century ago - you walked, or you simply didn't go.
