Odd factoids

[Deafie]

I'm a bit worried that you'd day that about a horse!

I suppose availability may have something to do with it.

 

[Salty seadog]

Lifts smell different to children.

Don't they both smell of urine?

 

[classic33]

In the 2014-2015 financial year, there were 29,341,115 MOT tests carried out in the UK. By far the largest category was, of course, Class 3 & 4 – that’s cars, vans and passenger vehicles with up to 12 seats. The figures also included 1,008,626 motorcycles and 616,000 private passenger vehicles seating over 12.

 

[Drago]

The Ford Kak that Accy wanted to buy failed its MOT 29,341,114 times.

 

[NorthernDave]

Vehicles owned by the Crown, vehicles with more than 8 wheels, hearses and milk floats are exempt from the MOT test in Scotland.

As are vehicles on certain small islands...

 

[Drago]

There are certain Scottish islands where all vehicles at MOT exempt.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Scientists are investigating a breach of Newtons Law on the conservation of matter, after realising that global warming means that someone has stolen all the cold.

 

[Drago]

Cold was invented by the Vikings. It was an attempt by the lager drinking, heavy metal loving Norsemen to wipe out the soft southerners.

 

[Threevok]

In the mid 90's, I ran a somewhat successful adult website, catering for people who were sexually attracted to vegetables

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Northerners are so hard they do not need heating in their homes and they leave the windows open to let the snow in.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

In the mid 90's, I ran a somewhat successful adult website, catering for people who were sexually attracted to vegetables

It had a section called Readers Pumpkins

 

[Drago]

My Missus was a huge fan of the page 3 cucumber.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Ripe plums was a section on the spin off website fruits I have loved

 

[classic33]

Northerners are so hard they do not heating heating in their homes and they leave the windows open to let the snow in.

Waste nowt....

 

[Andy_R]

Northerners are so hard they do not need heating in their homes and they leave the windows open to let the snow in.

Indeed we are so hard we don't actually need windows. Or homes.