Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Believe it or not, Elton John wears a wig.
In medieval times, poverty was so great, people wore only old sacking and sheep, and had no other possessions, so were extremely vulnerable to home attacks. The main risk was from robbers, after the only thing the poor had in abundance, which was silence and nothing, as silence is golden, and nothing is worth more than silver.
Self defence was made difficult because of the wriggling jumper, so on hearing intruders, the poor tied flat wood to their feet so that they could balance, and the wood also served as a weapon. Thus attired, they could chase off the attackers, with blood curdling screams of 'shoooooo'.
This lead to footwear being called 'shoos'. 'Pass me my shoos Boedicia' they'd say silently, "they've come to take nothing from us."
When the hair in your ears starts to fall out, use earwigs.Earwigs are small bugs that got their name from the myth that they climb into people’s ears and therein lay their eggs or tunnel into the brain. There are reports that earwigs do climb into ears, but it's mostly to hide from cold.
In 485 BC Aeschylus, an Ancient Greek tragedian, was killed by a turtle, dropped by an eagle, which mistook his bald head for a rock, with which to smash open the turtle’s shell.
You really love the sound of your own voice.Sounds like it was a turtle disaster.
(Maybe only works in our local accent)
In 485 BC Aeschylus, an Ancient Greek tragedian, was killed by a turtle, dropped by an eagle, which mistook his bald head for a rock, with which to smash open the turtle’s shell.