Odd cycling habits/rituals?

[young Ed]

No you don't. A tut would be bearable. But oh no, you go on and on and on about how clean a bike should be. And then when I think you've stopped for breath you go on some more.

then when he's done ranting about how clean it should be he has been known to stop and give it a quick wiped with one of the baby wipes he always carries :P
@ianrauk your secret obsession has been exposed!
Cheers Ed

 

[ianrauk]

then when he's done ranting about how clean it should be he has been known to stop and give it a quick wiped with one of the baby wipes he always carries :P
@ianrauk your secret obsession has been exposed!
Cheers Ed

Exposed?
It's never been hidden Ed.

 

[w00hoo_kent]

I often shout "Why is there always more UP?" at the foot of the next climb...

"I've officially had enough hills now" is one I've been known to utter, although my curses were at sustran this afternoon when I stupidly followed National Route 1 to Dartford and found myself unexpectedly in the middle of nowhere taking a 4 mile scenic route on gravel. The headwind made it perfect. Just glad I was on the Sirrus.

 

[young Ed]

Exposed?
It's never been hidden Ed.

i wonder what would happen if i parked my bike, which has missed a wash recently, outside your house whilst i 'nip to the shops'
Cheers Ed

 

[ianrauk]

i wonder what would happen if i parked my bike, which has missed a wash recently, outside your house whilst i 'nip to the shops'
Cheers Ed

It would be thrown into a passing dustcart..

 

[young Ed]

It would be thrown into a passing dustcart..

thanks! what if a dirty s works was parked outside yours?
Cheers Ed

 

[ianrauk]

thanks! what if a dirty s works was parked outside yours?
Cheers Ed

Same

 

[hopless500]

I tend to 'moo', 'baa' and 'quack' at animals I pass.

So do I. Hello

 

[hopless500]

Does anyone ever shout, "bandits at eleven o'clock Ginger," as they overtake another cyclist?

Nope.

 

[hopless500]

When I see a Magpie I always sing the Magpie TV theme tune, (not out loud).

When I'm going up a very hard hill, when the going is really tough and I'm about to quit I say something like " come on you stupid-****ing ******* ****-****ing **** t**t, get....up.... it"

Ditto on Magpie

 

[Tim Hall]

Exposed?
It's never been hidden Ed.

Like this:

 

[Drago]

When I fart while riding I put on a little spurt of speed and pretend I'm jet propelled.

 

[robrich]

When I fart while riding I put on a little spurt of speed and pretend I'm jet propelled.

I have to stand up out of the saddle to fart Maybe it's not just me though?

 

[Ganymede]

When I fart while riding I put on a little spurt of speed and pretend I'm jet propelled.

Doesn't work on a 'bent. Your *rse is facing the wrong way....

 

[Drago]

It'd be like a toxic air brake!