Now I know I am a real cyclist

[simoncc]

..on the issue of the 'SUV' ownership....is there some kind of local support group I could attend for such an affliction?

Yes. Near me they all seem to congregate at the retail park on Saturdays and Sundays for some kind of group therapy. Or maybe its just the McDonalds, Pizza Hut and the stretch fit track suit selling sports shops that attract the rugged off road vehicle gang in their immaculately polished conveyances.

 

[LordoftheTeapot]

 

[papercorn2000]

Would that be those particularly vile velour-type track suits?

*shudders!*

 

[gbb]

......kicks self in bollox hard).....

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My grandson did summat similar the other day....swung a punch at me, i (being older and wiser ) saw it coming....ducked...and his ickle fist flew straight round into his forhead
We larffed like hyenas....he let loose some crocodile tears...oh the joy of grandkids