mudsticks
Obviously an Aubergine
Jesus performed that water into wine trick at a wedding. Would he have bothered with a civil partnership ceremony?
This man you're contemplating entering this quasi-marital state with: how does he score for not being in the patriarchy, and what's the pass mark? 85%, 70%
Where did I say I was contemplating??
I dunno about Jesus's party trick.
But I reckon he'd have been popular at most events.