Not sure I can take much more of this...

[BigonaBianchi]

...I'm 2 and a half discs in, not even half way through. So there's this ring, a couple of small blokes with big feet and an old bearded CTC type bloke with a stick...and they are hiking across what looks like the lake district to me, trying to find a place to melt the ring down...but every so often there are these ugly bastards who keep attacking then...but theres this wimpy bloke in tights witha bow and arrow and pointy ears who keeps saving the day....oh please...tell me there is an end???

 

[cisamcgu]

Oh dear God, you poor man, you haven't even reached "the songs" yet ... I pity you ...

 

[swee'pea99]

Thank you. I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about, but I can tell that this is all to the good.

 

[Andy in Sig]

You've not bothered to read the book first, have you?

 

[Maz]

Is Sean Bean in it?

 

[tdr1nka]

Don't worry it has an ending!

 

[Kestevan]

2 and 1/2 disks..... If you've got the extended edition that's only about a 1/4 of the way.

It's quicker to read the book.

 

[Niall Estick]

Basically it's a nine hour film of people fighting and running away, fighting and running away, fighting and running away etc. ad nauseum...

 

[Maz]

Ey up! It's Lord O't'Rings, int it?

 

[BigonaBianchi]

....yep bored of the rings...I'm about to re commence after todays loop in the freezing cold...sofa, tea, boring ring film,what more could a bloke want....well one of thosae elf girls would help...and maybe some of that ale the hobbits seem to have limitless supplies of...

 

[bobg]

maybe a puff on the Shires famous longbottom leaf will take yer mind off it.....

 

[BigonaBianchi]

...so thats how they can take it...all that Hobbit bashing by them chavs...erm I mean Orcs....

 

[Fnaar]

the butler did it

 

[BigonaBianchi]

..ok...I survived the 4th Disc....just two to go...

...isn't all this actually about WW2?

 

[alecstilleyedye]

mention the lord of the rings just once more and i'll more than likely kill you…

(and that was before they even made the films)