Not a helmet thread

[Archie_tect]

Precisely...

 

[numbnuts]

I have hair ........

 

[oldwheels]

I never used to wear hats unless it was raining but since I have not had a haircut since December 2019 I need one to keep my hair under control and now never go out without either a baseball type, Tilley or something like the one figbat illustrates. I also have some sunhat types somewhere but mostly wear a Seimens logo baseball type which I got from son no 2.

 

[Hover Fly]

Flat cap wearer here, has to be Failsworth.

 

[Drago]

I have hair ........

I don't think pubes count.

 

[Edwardoka]

Not a problem ever likely to afflict me - you could set your watch by my haircut!

I am a hat man though. Baseball cap, flat cap, beanie, dependent on the occasion and the weather.

View attachment 572080

Of course you have a hat with a PMC logo

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Various different cotton cycling caps really or my mountaineering beanies if proper cold.

 

[Edwardoka]

I used to have a woollen slouchy beanie thing that I wore everywhere for a while but I looked like a massive hippie prannock when wearing it. It had some sentimental value so I was sad when ownership was unexpectedly transferred.

There are more photos of me wearing it than this, but this is the only one I could find without scouring broken phone/laptop etc.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

You might like the one he wore in Jackie Brown?
View attachment 572096
Isn't that beret? IMO he's wearing it wrong, it should be tilted to one side.
If your friend wants the street cred he really needs the plaited goatee too

Samuel wears berets by them yes, but he also wears their flat caps backwards so the logo is at the front. It's a thing apparently.
(Looks fine on him, just not on a 52 year old white, obese solicitor).

This person of my acquaintance is not a friend of mine, far from it! Just someone I know.

 

[CanucksTraveller]

Various different cotton cycling caps really or my mountaineering beanies if proper cold.

What does a mountaineering beanie look like? I'm intrigued!

 

[Glow worm]

The cycle helmet my wife got me years ago has made a very useful hanging basket over the years. Fuchsias and begonias do great it it.
This is my usual cycling hat. (OTBC!)

 

[anothersam]

I looked like a massive hippie prannock

Guilty.
Also of looking up prannock even though the context makes it clear.

The following, taken at the height of my hippiedom, should really be under several dozen spoilers:

View: https://youtu.be/mo3pIV1CLrQ

It had some sentimental value so I was sad when ownership was unexpectedly transferred.

(Way too much of my life is spent searching for subjects with white backgrounds. On reflection, I should’ve just removed the disc brakes. I’m not as good as whoever turned me into a wookie.)

Funnily enough the hat in the OP was my wife’s. She offered it when she saw me suffering, and eventually ceded ownership.

The cycle helmet my wife got me years ago has made a very useful hanging basket over the years. Fuchsias and begonias do great it it.
This is my usual cycling hat. (OTBC!)
View attachment 572146

Curious about the beastie above the fold in the partially covered up newspaper, I had a Google gander. No luck, but this was concerning:

The legacy press grows desperately insistent even whilst inviting a new #MeToo movement.

 

[anothersam]

For the record, I prefer it shorter, and will be overjoyed when I can visit the hairdressers again. Here I am contemplating photo rights issues.

Thanks for all the hats!

 

[anothersam]

Speaking of which:

View: https://youtu.be/hfgwrdYUQ2A

(Yes, yet another video for the male gaze. How to say this without giving offence: Frankly my dear I don’t give a frak. 
My main problem with this is there’s no hat.) Apparently Randy Newman didn't set out to pen a racy tune. Could've fooled me when I first heard it!

 

[anothersam]

Oh dear, the lack of cordless phone really dates it.