Nine out of ten cyclists look absolutely appalling...

[screenman]

Rapha or Sports Direct gear I'd still look a mess, but I don't care.

I doubt most people riding past on the other side of the road would know what you were wearing.

 

[Supersuperleeds]

I doubt most people riding past on the other side of the road would know what you were wearing.

True.

 

[Milkfloat]

Its directed at all levels of criticism........people slating rapha, aldi, assos and the like. Who gives a shoot what people look like

Care about yourselves first and foremost

Someone should tell Mottram.

 

[3narf]

I don't think he should be pointing any fingers ..... what died on his head?

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Hahaha!

I was going to say he looked a right cock in that hat!

 

[srw]

No, I contented myself with riding over to the right-hand side, thus giving no need for any conflict.

No joining in the train this year, then?

 

[Low Gear Guy]

I find it's the roadies that never wave back. What is it with those wannabe serious cyclists who don't wave? Really gets on my nerves.

Maybe they are unable to relax their grip on the bars without careering into the hedge?

 

[jay clock]

They don't make jeans for non-skinny people I am told.

I am chunky as hell and they fit great. The Sprinter jeans if they are still around are for the larger thighed man

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I am chunky as hell and they fit great. The Sprinter jeans if they are still around are for the larger thighed man

The size of my thighs, mighty though they are, is not the issue.

 

[Rustybucket]

https://www.rapha.cc/gb/en/shop/coppi-rosa-merino-jersey/product/SEJ01XX

Bet this will sell out!

 

[Ming the Merciless]

We all still look better than the tub of lard in the tin machines...

 

[Rustybucket]

We all still look better than the tub of lard in the tin machines...

Don't you wear Rapha whilst driving?

 

[screenman]

https://www.rapha.cc/gb/en/shop/coppi-rosa-merino-jersey/product/SEJ01XX

Bet this will sell out!

I cannot see any reason why it should not.

 

[srw]

https://www.rapha.cc/gb/en/shop/coppi-rosa-merino-jersey/product/SEJ01XX

Bet this will sell out!

Amusingly when I clicked on that link I got a link to their web survey, with a 25% discount on offer. I was honest in answering. Curiously, they didn't ask about sizing. What they did ask about was income:

If anyone wants my discount code (it's valid for a couple of weeks), reply here. Most amusing reason why you want it wins. If you want your own, the URL for the survey is probably https://raphacc.typeform.com.

 

[Strathlubnaig]

https://www.rapha.cc/gb/en/shop/coppi-rosa-merino-jersey/product/SEJ01XX

Bet this will sell out!

but do I need to grow a beard ?

 

[Shut Up Legs]

We all still look better than the tub of lard in the tin machines...

Yes, they look worse than we do, yet according to the Rapha guy most of us look absolutely appalling. But hang on a minute... it's not absolutely if there's something worse, is it? Logic fail, Mr Rapha!