Next year................

[Tim Hall]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iizNf8sYR0M

That a three ninety six? Nope, four fifty four
That a 700 x 25c? Nope, 25-622.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

FNTTTTC ?

Here, have another T

 

[Davywalnuts]

Do I need to save for a new bike?

 

[mmmmartin]

Dell
Have you been drinking diesel oil again?

 

[dellzeqq]

FNRTT

Imagine a time trial in which the expression on people's faces mattered more than the times, but, nonetheless, could be nothing other than a time trial.

Imagine a time trial in which beauty was more important than speed, but, nonetheless, could be nothing other than a time trial.

Imagine a time trial that you didn't want to end.

Am I selling it?

 

[dellzeqq]

and then...........

Imagine a time trial which wasn't a time trial, but an image of a time trial.

How am I doing?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Will we have to smile going uphill or will grimaces do?

 

[thom]

and then...........

Imagine a time trial which wasn't a time trial, but an image of a time trial.

How am I doing?

i had that experience watching stage 11 of the vuelta on eurosport yesterday

what sort of image have you got of a route ?

 

[hatler]

Is this an allusion to the end of the FNRttC ?

Sheesh, I hope not.

 

[dellzeqq]

Is this an allusion to the end of the FNRttC ?

Sheesh, I hope not.

no, but it is time to give the club a bit of a makeover

what sort of image have you got of a route ?

a fair question. And this might be one of many answers.

 

[Davywalnuts]

Hmmmm..

Am I guessing also, that a FnrTT rules would also dictate no mudguards, panniers, rucksack or any drag factoring garb?

 

[Cheddar George]

So would you finish the TT in a super fast time and then have to wait nervously for the judges to decide your points for artistic merit ?

If not then why not ?

 

[dellzeqq]

ok. You're all being far too unimaginative. Answer me this. What kind of a time trial starts with a kiss and ends with a tub of ice-cream?

 

[Davidc]

The new corporate headquarters for all things FNR will be designed by Dell.

It will be shaped and glazed to concentrate moonlight and starlight to melt cars and set fire to lemons.

 

[thom]

ok. You're all being far too unimaginative. Answer me this. What kind of a time trial starts with a kiss and ends with a tub of ice-cream?

The image you have provided sounds like a photo negative. A reversal, an inveresal. You want to reverse everything - light to dark (day to night), podium girls at the beginning, sustenance at the end.
Anxiety to become inner peace. Jeans for lycra, chronology out of the window !
The race of truth to become the saunter of deception !