News too exciting for the 'Mundane News' thread...

[craigwend]

I opened a box of 12 potato waffles & there was only '3' on the top layer of the box ...

luckily one layer had '5' in

homoeostasis achieved

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

The transformed up a telegraph pole in my landlady's garden has just blown up.
That was fun reporting it to the electricity board! She was too shaken and in shock.
5 vehicles have turned up so far including a 'manager' and they are not happy. I gather they have been doing some work locally.

We have also found out that my husband can't read instructions and didn't install the back up batteries for my oap chair...

 

[mybike]

I'm going to try riding my trike again tomorrow. Today is 5 weeks since surgery and I am nearly over my double lung infection (gone), throat infection (gone), cough (done), cold (gone)... I just don't have a voice back yet!

You'll have to use the bell then, instead of yelling. - hope it goes well.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

You'll have to use the bell then, instead of yelling. - hope it goes well.

B#gger, it doesn't have one

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Apparently we are about to lose electricity for several hours...

 

[Hover Fly]

But is the lav indoors ?

I was expecting packed earth floors and to have to pee on a pile of peat.

 

[classic33]

Apparently we are about to lose electricity for several hours...

Have they made any provision for you?

 

[summerdays]

We have also found out that my husband can't read instructions and didn't install the back up batteries for my oap chair...

You needed the electricity pole to explode to find that out, he's a man.... Instructions are something they only refer to after all other avenues have been explored and possibly only after being hit over the head with them!

 

[mybike]

B#gger, it doesn't have one

Here's one, compass is naff tho'

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

You needed the electricity pole to explode to find that out, he's a man.... Instructions are something they only refer to after all other avenues have been explored and possibly only after being hit over the head with them!

seems I may be the dense one in this relationship.
After 8 months of me not being able to pick things up, I am still surprised when he asks me what the 'insert name of just about anything' is doing on the floor yet again? Why am I surprised? I'm needing new ideas on phrasing "I DROPPED THE BL**DY THING ON THE FLOOR AGAIN AND CAN'T PICK IT UP"... it is getting really boring. He will just look at the item and leave it on the bl**dy floor! it is really annoying. How do I program him to actually realise I have not deliberately put the item on the floor just to look at it....I am still having to ask him to pick it up for me!

 

[vernon]

Be careful....not all men are like that.


Although I am

Not all men have butlers for the domestic fripperies.

 

[Hill Wimp]

I see Wol has recalled Fabian permenantly. She is letting him finish the season though but he is slacking on the work front so enough is enough

 

[summerdays]

Be careful....not all men are like that.


Although I am

Mr Summerdays is, he never reads the instructions and normally I do trying to get him to do it in the order it says! I've learnt not to leave him unsupervised when there are instructions! Though I admit he seems to manage without them most of the time!

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

The 2 9V batteries have been purchased and deposited on top of the chest of drawers in the dining room...
Sadly my chair is neither in the dining room nor on top of the chest of drawers.

 

[raleighnut]

The 2 9V batteries have been purchased and deposited on top of the chest of drawers in the dining room...
Sadly my chair is neither in the dining room nor on top of the chest of drawers.

Its a start.