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[theclaud]

Horse tranquiliser. Allegedly also used as a recreational drug. Not as bad as Cake tho'.

Cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...by...sick bastards.

 

[Aperitif]

Cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...by...sick bastards.

Yeah - you can't have your cack and edit too...

 

[theclaud]

Yeah - you can't have your cack and edit too...

Cake has an active ingredient which is a dangerous psychoactive compound known as dimesmeric andersonphosphate. It stimulates the part of the brain called Shatner's Bassoon. And that's the bit of the brain that deals with time perception. So, a second feels like a month. Well, it almost sounds like fun...unless you're the Prague schoolboy who walked out into the street straight in front of a tram. He thought he'd got a month to cross the street.

 

[yenrod]

Thetram driver could have stopped !

 

[Dayvo]

Thetram driver could have stopped !

He couldn't! He'd been on the piss all day!

 

[theclaud]

Thetram driver could have stopped !

It wouldn't have helped. It's a bisterbyl cranabolic amphetamoid. One girl was so sick, she threw up her own pelvis bone.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

It wouldn't have helped. It's a bisterbyl cranabolic amphetamoid. One girl was so sick, she threw up her own pelvis bone.

In extreme cases the thigh bones are also vomited up and the person can be turned inside out.

 

[theclaud]

In extreme cases the thigh bones are also vomited up and the person can be turned inside out.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. Several people have been brained by saucepans thrown out of tower blocks where they make the stuff. I am worried that Yenners might be on it - we should be on the lookout for early symptoms of Czech neck...