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[A Nutter]

Well I couldn't find anywhere else suitable to post it! Admin or mods feel free to move it if you want!

Im Gary, 22 years young, and I work for myself as a Children's Entertainer & DJ for all ages. For children, I do a magic show to... Only know one adult trick and thats with either a bottle of wine or a savaloy dip. Now you see it, now you don't!

Been cycling for a good few years and I'm currently riding Raliegh Freeride. This is my first road bike, as before im always doen MTB. Less spare time now, so I've sticking to roads and tracks now! Only had my (new) bike for a month or so, and I forgot how light it is comapred to my last mountain!

Anymore questions just asked!

 

[dantheman]

welcome to the nut house, you'll fit in fine...............

 

[papercorn2000]

Did you take your name from Alice Nutter the alleged witch hanged in the 17th century http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Nutter_(witch) or from the member of tedious anarcho-rockers Chumbawumba http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Nutter_(musician)

Oh, and hi!

 

[Dayvo]

Hello AN and welcome!

There should be plenty to entertain you here, some of the forumers, notwithstanding!

Good advice to be found, as well.

 

[yenrod]

welcome to the nut house, you'll fit in fine...............

Dan its time for your medicine, ive had mine; your last - tut tut again !

 

[papercorn2000]

Wayhey! Ketamine for everyone. Mine's a double!

 

[TheDoctor]

Evenings!
Get a drink and tell us all about it...

 

[fossyant]

Welcome...especially if you entertain kids - either a true Nutter, or a saint !

You'll fit in fine here !!!!

Oh...you have to be slightly nuts to ride a bike anyway, compared to 'normal' folk who are happy in the tin box stuck in traffic, getting fat and lazy !

 

[dantheman]

Dan its time for your medicine, ive had mine; your last - tut tut again !

what is ketamine anyway???

 

[dantheman]

Wayhey! Ketamine for everyone. Mine's a double!

guess i got beaten there..

 

[papercorn2000]

Horse tranquiliser. Allegedly also used as a recreational drug. Not as bad as Cake tho'.

 

[tdr1nka]

Horse tranquiliser. Allegedly also used as a recreational drug. Not as bad as Cake tho'.

I've always wondered why people feel the need to feel like a sleepy horse?

 

[A Nutter]

Hmm...

Some do say I'm crazy haha
And my name used to be handle on the good old CB!!

 

[Night Train]

Welcome to the forum AN.
I'm being a children's entertainer this week. I have God-children staying with me. All girls so cash, Primark and Acessorize should do it!

 

[A Nutter]

Lol not quite the way I go about things...

Forgot to mention the rides im doing in the near future
1. GNBR - August 24th - Seahouses to Tynemouth - 54 miles
2. C2C - October ?? - Whitehaven To Sunderland - 140 miles
3. Coast & Castles South - January ?? - Edinburgh To Newcastle (will go on to Sunderland) - 200 miles

On C&C S would probabley do it over night and doing the C2C in 1 day!