Gerry Attrick
Lincolnshire Mountain Rescue Consultant
That, dear boy is clearly a recycling machine designed solely to recycle your entire house and contents into fresh vegetable growth by taking in the raw material under the two beady objects at the front and depositing the output from under that waggling hairy thing at the rear port onto the ground, grass, floor tiles, shoes etc. Oft times there may also be excreted particularly obnoxious gases from the same orifice.
This model works quite well, but does have a tendency to lose its finish to what may remain of your carpets and furniture. It appears to be a two-speed version (stop and flat-out) and is fitted with very poor brakes.
Oh, and from the look of the second picture, the handlebars need adjusting.
This model works quite well, but does have a tendency to lose its finish to what may remain of your carpets and furniture. It appears to be a two-speed version (stop and flat-out) and is fitted with very poor brakes.
Oh, and from the look of the second picture, the handlebars need adjusting.