Neat acronyms!

[Mortiroloboy]

One or two cop-specific ones

BONGO -Books on, never goes out.ESSO - Every Saturday and Sunday Off (not loved by shift-workers!)
TJF _The job's f*cked
BLOG -Boatload of grief (a job you wish you had left-shouldered to someone else!)

 

[Mortiroloboy]

OTIS = Out There In Space , usually reserved for someone very odd

 

[Brains]

neat who says neat these days? when did we travel back to the 60's?

NEET = Not in Employment, Education or Training
(basically late teen/early 20's slobbing out at home)

 

[chrisuren]

I heard a new one (to me anyway) today which I quite liked...

A CRAFT moment...

(Can't remember a f***ing thing)

One of my old favourites from the Thatcher/Yuppie years was...

LOMBARD

Loads of money but a right dickhead

Lombard Direct?

http://www.lombarddirect.com/

 

[Landslide]

Had a whole round of acronyms at the pub quiz last night, the best one being the old Viz favourite BOBFOC.

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

 

[TheDoctor]

Go on then - enlighten us...

 

[Landslide]

The answer's already there! You just need to look harder...

 

[Mortiroloboy]

C aravan U sing N on T axpayer s = tRAVELLERS, Gypsies ( You get the picture

 

[PaulB]

I like the one you can use on-line when arguing with a right dickhead and can write
There We Are Then.

 

[Hover Fly]

I had a workmate nicknamed "Woft", Waste Of Flaming* Time.

* Polite version.

 

[PaulB]

WOAT = a woman or whopper at a big football match (Waste Of A Ticket).