National Limerick Day today.

[classic33]

"You’ve conquered the aging disease
That brings lesser men to their knees
You’re a vigorous man
And you’ve proved you still can
Blow your candles with only one wheeze."

 

[classic33]

"There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket."

 

[slowmotion]

While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on a ladder.
Her position to Titian
Suggested coition,
So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

 

[Seevio]

It must be years since I've posted something like this possibly in the jokes thread.

There was a young woman from Looe
Who's limericks stopped at line two.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

There was a young man on the loo
who did an enormous poo
It was so large,
it was taken away by barge
and people stood on top for the view.

 

[KnittyNorah]

There was a young woman from Looe
Whose limericks stopped at line two.
She forgot her rhyme
Every darned time
And always kept starting anew.

 

[Gwylan]

There once was a man from Nantucket,"……………..

you lot can fill in the rest.

Kept all his dough in a bucket

 

[Gwylan]

There was a young lady of Lydd
said no one could give her a kid
A greasy young Italian
built like a stallion
said he would, he could and he did