My wife is threatening to leave me.....

[domtyler]

When cycling in the more primitive parts of the UK, e.g. Wales, cycle very fast and hope that no one will notice.

It's okay, I've corrected your errors for you.

 

[rich p]

is that for real?.....it looks like something to be proud of in Brighton or something

Oi, I resemble that remark

 

[got-to-get-fit]

Are you ever actually going to buy a bike?

its doubtful........

 

[got-to-get-fit]

I'm with your wife..

Not literally, you understand

No no no mate you want her you got her....!

 

[girofan]

She will not leave. It will be the best laugh she's had since you removed your trousers!

 

[mondobongo]

Some more masculine wheel rim designs can be seen here if the pretty flowers are not to your taste.